Vampire and His Pleasant Companions: Volume 3 - Part 3
About a week after that conversation, Al, as
usual, rode on Akira's shoulder to work at the center. When Akira gave the bare
minimum of greetings to the young receptionist and was about to head to the
break room, he was stopped by Matsumura from the office, who called out,
"Takatsuka-kun, wait a minute." Matsumura, who looked far younger
than her mid-forties, was slender and youthful and handled all the
embalming-related administrative work at the center.
"You submitted a vacation request the
other day, right? It's been approved."
A brief expression of relief flashed across
Akira's face.
"I thought it might be impossible since it
was for a long period..."
Matsumura winked cutely.
"Taking a long vacation every once in a
while is fine. No one would complain. You're the hardest worker here, after
all. Besides, last year you hardly used any of your paid leave because of
Koyanagi-kun's wife's situation. Take this chance to relax and enjoy yourself.
Still, I'm so jealous of your eight-day break. Where are you going?
Overseas?"
Al looked up at Akira in surprise. He hadn’t
heard anything about taking a long vacation.
"Yeah, something like that."
Akira didn’t deny it. So, he was planning on
going on a trip abroad. When would he go? Would Al be left home alone during
that time? Unable to bear it any longer, he chirped, "Squeak-squeak (Akira,
where are you going?)"
"Looks like Al is jealous too,"
Matsumura said with a chuckle, as Akira quickly walked down the hallway.
"Squeak-squeak (Hey, where are you going?)"
Even though he knew his bat voice wouldn’t be
understood, Al couldn't stop himself from asking.
"Shut up and be quiet. I'll explain
later."
Realizing why Al was squeaking, Akira scolded
him. Al, perched on his shoulder, drooped his head in dejection. When they
entered the break room, Tsuno had already arrived and was reviewing the day's
schedule.
"Good morning, Takatsuka-san. Um... May I
take charge of the body from the car accident this morning?"
Akira's head tilted slightly.
"With the facial injuries, it’ll take
quite a while to repair."
"I don't mind. I want to work on facial
reconstruction since I don’t get many opportunities."
"...Alright. It's yours."
As they were talking, Koyanagi and Muroi also
arrived.
"Good morning, Al."
Koyanagi, who was two years younger than Akira
but had recently been losing hair at the top of his head, always greeted Al
first when he arrived. Al flew over to Koyanagi’s sturdy shoulder and chirped
back, "Squeak-squeak."
"Takatsuka-san, I think the body of Isaka
Koji will arrive around 10 a.m. Would it be alright if I handled it? He was a
friend of my wife’s family."
One by one, the bodies were assigned to
different people. Muroi assisted Tsuno with the time-consuming reconstruction.
Akira offered to help Koyanagi, but Koyanagi declined, saying, "It's fine.
It's not that bad. You should take it easy, Takatsuka-san."
By ten o’clock, the break room was empty,
except for Akira and Al. It was another sunny day, so before heading to the
treatment room, Tsuno had prepared a water bowl for the bat’s bath. He was
truly a thoughtful and kind person.
"Hey, Al. Come here."
Akira sat down on the sofa with a serious
expression. Recognizing that this was going to be a serious conversation, Al
lay face down on the table across from him.
"...Three or four days ago, I talked with Sakeiri
on the phone. I agreed to let you appear in the drama and go on location
overseas, under certain conditions."
Al was genuinely surprised, thinking both were
off the table.
"You’ll only appear in the first episode,
and only for the part shot in America."
Even one appearance was quite a
"concession" from Akira. Al chirped excitedly, "Squeak!"
"Sakeiri said the entire location shoot
will take six days, with three days of actual filming. You’ll only need to be
there for one night scene."
Which meant that apart from the night of
filming, Al would be free to move around. He could visit Nebraska during that
time.
"I’ve got the time off, so I’ll accompany
you to America during the shoot."
So, the vacation was to accompany him.
Overjoyed, Al flew to Akira’s chest and rubbed his head against him, only to be
roughly peeled off.
"Don’t get the wrong idea. I’m not going
because I want to."
Al tilted his head while still held in Akira's
grasp.
"...I knew it. With that tiny brain of
yours, you didn’t think this through at all, did you? You don’t have a
passport, so you can’t board a plane. Even if you could board as a bat, the
flight to America is long. If it crosses into nighttime, you’ll transform back
into a human and cause a commotion. The only option would be to freeze you as a
bat and ship you to America. Who exactly did you plan to have receive your
frozen bat body and thaw you out?"
Now that Akira mentioned it, Al realized he had
no argument and let out a weak "squeak."
There was a knock on the break room door, followed by Matsumura's voice,
"Takatsuka-kun, can I come in?"
"Oh, sure."
When Matsumura entered, she looked around and
said, "Oh?"
"I heard voices, so I thought someone else
was here."
Her gaze landed squarely on Al, who was still
clutched in Akira's hand.
"Takatsuka-kun, were you talking to
Al?"
"Uh, well... yeah..."
"And I think I heard something about
America?"
"I was just trying to explain why he’d
have to stay behind while I go abroad..."
Matsumura chuckled at Akira's poor attempt at
lying.
"Al is a smart bat, but I think
understanding that might be a bit beyond him. Anyway, I came because the
internal phone line in the office is acting up, and we received an embalming
request from S University Hospital. It’s for a patient who passed away from
cancer. Can you handle it?"
"...Yeah."
"Okay, I’ll let them know."
As soon as Matsumura left, laughter could be
heard from the other side of the door. Akira clicked his tongue in annoyance,
then roughly tossed Al aside before sinking deep into the sofa.
◇:-:◆:-:◇
The American location shoot was scheduled for
late October. Al was to be frozen five days before Akira’s arrival in the
United States and shipped to the home of a friend of Akira’s in Chicago, just
in case. Normally, it’s difficult for an individual to send frozen goods to
America, but since Koyanagi’s family ran a large food company, they managed to
secure space for Al in a freezer container on a plane meant for exports.
Apparently, when Koyanagi was studying abroad in America, he used that
container to receive frozen homemade dishes from his mother.
When Akira asked Koyanagi to ship Al,
pretending he was a “rare delicacy caught in the coastal waters of Japan” and
saying, “I want my American friend to taste
it”, Koyanagi immediately agreed,
saying, “I’m always indebted to you,
Takatsuka-san. Consider it done.” Without needing a passport or a
plane ticket, and arriving in America while asleep, this might even be easier
than traveling as a human.
Even if he only turned human at night, Al still
needed clothes and underwear. He carefully selected four or five days’ worth of
clothing and underwear from the closet, preparing them for Akira to take along.
As he packed his bag, Al hesitated. It had been a year since he last returned
to his homeland. He wanted to give his parents a gift, but he couldn’t exactly
say, “This is from your long-dead son.” He’d have to leave it at the door
without being noticed. But if he didn’t write the sender’s name, it might be
thrown away as something suspicious.
Still, he wanted to give them something. As he
agonized over what to do in front of the bag, Akira’s smartphone rang. Since
Akira had gone out to the convenience store, Al thought it might be something
urgent and picked up the phone. As a bat, all he could do was watch the phone
ring, but now, as a human, he could listen to the message and pass it on.
“Hello, this is Takatsuka’s phone.”
“Hi, Akira.”
The Japanese was a bit odd. Actually, it
sounded more like English. Al tilted his head.
[“It’s been a while. I was happy to hear from you the other day.”]
It was definitely English.
[“Akira’s out right now. He should be back soon, but if you have a
message, I can relay it to him.”]
When Al responded in English, the person on the
other end said, [“Oh,”] in surprise.
[“Ah, sorry about that. You’re not Akira, are you?”]
The man’s voice was soft and gentle, probably
in his fifties.
[“Who are you?”]
For a moment, Al looked up at the ceiling. He
couldn’t exactly say, “I’m a vampire.”
[“I’m... well, I’m Albert Irving. I’m staying at Akira’s place for a
while.”]
[“That kid is living with someone?”]
The man’s voice sounded shocked, but he quickly
apologized, [“Sorry for raising my voice.”]
[“I just never imagined that kid would live with anyone. I’m Richard.
Richard Carlisle. Could you let Akira know that I called? It’s not urgent, so
I’ll call again later.”]
Al’s hand trembled as he held the phone.
Richard Carlisle... one of the most famous movie producers in America. What
could such a big industry name want with Akira? Then again, it could just be a
coincidence in names, but it was worth asking.
[“Are you, by any chance, the movie producer?”]
Al hesitantly inquired.
[“Yes, that’s me. Have you perhaps heard about me from Akira?”]
Al let out an “Oh” at the other end of the line
and gripped the phone tightly.
[“I’m a huge fan of yours. Every movie you’ve produced is fantastic, and
you were amazing as an actor, too. The movie Hot Beach was the first
movie I ever watched with a girlfriend. I even spilled popcorn on the floor,
but I was so captivated by your portrayal of Chris that I didn’t even notice.
The scene where he’s swallowed by the huge wave left a lasting impression on
me. I still haven’t forgotten the impact of that moment.”]
Al blurted it all out in one breath, panting
from speaking so quickly that he’d forgotten to breathe.
[“You remember an old film like that so well. But to be honest, that movie
didn’t do so well at the box office. And the surfing scene you were so
impressed by, that was actually done by a professional stunt surfer.”]
Richard’s tone was slightly sarcastic, almost
as if teasing.
[“That doesn’t matter at all!”]
Al clenched his right hand into a fist.
[“The impact of that scene only exists because of everything Chris had
been through up until that point. No matter how well the stuntman performed in
the wave, it would’ve meant nothing without Chris’s journey of selflessness and
teaching the protagonist despite the dangers and prejudices he faced. Even if
the surfing scene was done by a stuntman, it was your acting that brought all
that emotion to life!”]
From the other end of the line, Al could hear
Richard laughing.
[“I was never highly regarded as an actor, but it’s nice to know there’s
someone who still remembers me. So, are you an American? What are you doing in
Japan?”]
...In front of his idol, Al felt the need to
embellish the truth just a bit.
[“I’m from Nebraska, and now I’m working as an actor in Japan. I couldn’t
catch a break in America, but I’ve been getting roles in TV dramas here.”]
Richard responded with an intrigued, [“That’s interesting.”]
[“Choosing Japan, that’s really fascinating. I have a few Japanese friends
myself, and at first, I found them mysterious, quiet, and hard to read. But as
I got to know them, I realized they were kind, loyal, and incredibly sincere
people. I grew to love them.”]
[“That’s exactly like Akira. He’s kind but unsociable and very difficult
to please. He’s always scolding me about something.”]
From the other side of the line, a hearty laugh
echoed, [“Ha ha ha.”]
[“You’re quite a charming kid.”]
Just then, the sound of the front door opening
reached Al’s ears. Akira had returned. The owner of the house glanced at Al,
who was holding the phone, as he rustled a convenience store bag.
"Is it Nukariya?" Akira asked.
Al shook his head.
"Then it must be Mitani, the horror
maniac."
To Akira, Mitani was more known for his love of
horror than as a young, talented actor.
"Mitani... no," Al replied, shaking
his head.
Akira tilted his head in confusion.
"Who else would be calling you? Sakeiri?"
Al thought that was a bit rude, but since it
was true, he let it slide.
"Akira, phone," Al said, offering the
phone.
"You should've said that first!"
Akira snapped, snatching the smartphone from him. He shoved the convenience
store bag into Al's hands, instructing him, "Put this in the
freezer," before moving to the bed with the phone, making it clear that he
didn’t want Al to overhear the conversation.
Inside the convenience store bag were five ice
creams. When Al opened the freezer, he saw three more ice cream cups lined up.
Akira acted as if he’d die without a steady supply of ice cream.
Since Akira was on the phone, Al didn’t want to
make any noise. Instead of turning on the TV, he sprawled on the sofa and
flipped through an American funeral magazine. Less than ten minutes later,
Akira returned to the living room. He walked to the fridge, took out one of the
ice cream cups, and plopped down heavily on the sofa, munching on it. As usual,
his face wore a scowl that wouldn’t let anyone else come close.
"Akira, ice cream... good?"
"It's sweet."
That didn’t really answer the question, but Al
decided not to push it. If he kept asking, Akira might snap, "What does it
matter to you?" So Al just responded with a casual, "Hmm," and
let the topic drop.
"I didn’t know you knew Richard,"
Akira muttered under his breath.
"Richard famous, very talented. I fan.
Akira, you friend with Richard?"
Akira’s right cheek twitched. Though he clearly
heard the question, he ignored it and continued eating his ice cream in
silence. Judging by his reaction, he didn’t want to talk about it. Akira had
once mentioned that he spent a few years in America training to become an
embalmer, so maybe he met Richard back then. Still, it was amazing that he knew
Richard Carlisle. If it were Al in Akira’s place, and he weren’t a vampire, he
would’ve asked for a role in one of Richard’s movies, even a minor one.
"Do you want to meet Richard?" Akira
suddenly asked, as if it were nothing important.
Al swallowed hard. His hesitation must have
been interpreted as reluctance because Akira remarked, "What, you don’t
really want to meet him?"
Panicked, Al quickly responded, "I want
to! I want to! I really want to!" He nearly jumped off the sofa in
excitement.
"I’ll introduce you when we get
there."
Unable to believe the incredible stroke of
luck, Al pinched his cheek. It hurt a bit.
"That is, if he has the time," Akira
added.
Richard wasn’t an unknown actor someone could
just meet without an appointment. His films regularly topped the box office in
the U.S., and he’d been nominated for and won numerous Academy Awards. It was
said that landing a lead role in a film produced by Richard was like securing
your career as an actor.
If someone were given five minutes to pitch
themselves to Richard, there would be no shortage of people willing to pay ten
thousand dollars for the opportunity.
Richard’s immense popularity and influence in
the film industry also meant he had many enemies. There were incidents where
the set of one of his films was set on fire, and a man with a knife once
crashed one of his lectures. Yet, these incidents only solidified his status
further.
The thought of possibly meeting Richard made
Al’s imagination run wild. He pictured himself being introduced to Richard
through Akira. Richard, with his down-to-earth personality, would be charmed by
Al’s witty conversation. When Al mentioned that he was shooting a movie in
America, Richard would say, [“I’d like to see you act,”] and come to the set. Upon seeing Al’s
performance as a vampire, Richard would be astonished.
[“Your acting is incredible! You’re a rare talent, the kind that comes
along once in a decade. Please, I must have you in one of my films.”]
But what if that actually happened? Al was a
bat during the day, so acting in a movie would be impossible. But if it were a
night scene, maybe he could manage a small role. If he did get cast, he’d have
to extend his stay in America. No, he needed to think this through—filming
wouldn’t start right away, so he’d likely return to Japan first, and then head
back to America when the time came. The best way to travel between America and
Japan would still be in the frozen container. That meant he’d need someone in
America to handle freezing and thawing him. He’d have to hire a manager who
knew his secret and would never reveal it…
Just as his daydreams swelled like a balloon,
they popped, bringing him back to reality. Akira had only said, "if
Richard has time." It wasn’t even certain they’d meet.
When Al snapped out of it, Akira had already
left the room. He had finished his ice cream and was now lying on the bed. To
calm his excitement, Al took a shower. After drying off, he stood in front of
the bathroom mirror, checking his reflection from various angles. His body
hadn’t changed since he became a vampire. His muscles weren’t particularly
well-defined, but he had a lean, good build. He thought, modestly, that his
face was reasonably attractive. Overall, he believed he had the looks to make
it on the big screen.
He was starting to feel confident that he could
handle a lead role. His fantasies kept swirling around because there were no
limits to the possibilities.
Now that he thought about it, Akira never
watched movies. He had told Muroi as much, and Al had never seen him go out to
watch a movie or catch one on his computer or phone. Akira had zero interest in
movies, yet here he was, connected to Richard, a movie producer. It was a
strange combination. The two seemed to have nothing in common. It would make
more sense if they were relatives.
Then again, maybe they really were related.
Akira’s face had deep, chiseled features for a Japanese person. It wouldn’t be
surprising if one of his parents were American.
After drying his hair, Al approached the bed.
Akira was lying there, flipping through a magazine. He didn’t seem ready to
sleep yet. Deciding to pack for the trip tomorrow, Al slipped under the covers
beside him, saying, "Excuse me."
"Akira," he called.
"What?" Akira responded without
looking up from the magazine.
"Um... Are your mom or dad American?"
Akira looked back at him with a puzzled
expression. "What are you talking about? Look at me—I'm obviously 100%
Japanese."
So much for the relative theory. Hugging his
pillow, Al murmured, "Never mind."
He closed his eyes, but the thought that he
might get to meet Richard Carlisle was too overwhelming, and sleep was still
far off.
◇:-:◆:-:◇
On the day Al was to be frozen as a bat, Nukariya
visited the apartment just after 7 a.m. It was an early hour, and it seemed he
had come to see Al before his departure. He gently placed Al in his palm,
stroking his head and back softly.
“It’s goodbye for a while. I’m going to miss
you.”
Even though it wasn’t a permanent farewell, Al
couldn’t help but feel a bit lonely.
“Squeak-squeak!
Squeak-squeak! Squeak! (Don’t
make that face, I’ll be back soon. Look forward to the souvenirs.)”
That’s what he tried to say, but sadly, it came
out in the voice of a bat.
“That’s enough,” Akira interrupted, grabbing Al
mid-sentence.
“I’m leaving soon. You should get to work too,”
Akira said, and with that, he opened the freezer door and tossed Al inside. Al
hit his head on the corner of a cup of ice cream and groaned, “squeak!” The door slammed shut, plunging
him into total darkness. Al lay there, face down in the icy freezer, stunned.
While he had accepted that he needed to be frozen, this was far too rough.
Couldn’t Akira have offered some comforting
words like, “It’s going to be cold until you freeze, but hang in there”?
In the chilly darkness of the freezer, Al
protested with a few weak “Squeak-squeak!” noises.
“Akira... um, are you really freezing him now?”
Nukariya’s voice sounded a bit hesitant.
“Yeah. Koyanagi’s picking him up tomorrow
morning. I could wait until I get back, but if there’s any trouble and I’m
late, he might turn back into a human. Freezing him after he turns back into a
bat tomorrow could be risky. Half-frozen would be a disaster.”
“Oh, I didn’t mean half-frozen or anything like
that. I was just thinking you could be a little more gentle. It’s really cold
in there. Maybe you could put a towel in with him?”
Exactly, that’s what Al had wanted—some
consideration.
“That would make the freezing less efficient,”
Akira replied, missing the point entirely.
“Well, yes, but... you know, this might be the
last time I see Al.”
Shivering in the darkness, Al tilted his head.
Why would this be the last time? He’d be coming back after the shoot.
“If you wanted a proper goodbye, I could take
him out of the freezer for a bit.”
A silence fell between them.
“No, it’s fine. If I want to talk to him, I can
call or video chat,” Nukariya replied, his tone a bit cool.
“If you just want to see him, come by on your
way back. By then, he’ll be frozen.”
Akira might have been trying to be considerate,
but who would want to visit a frozen bat? As expected, Nukariya let out a
troubled sigh.
Shortly after, the two of them left. Al knew he
should stay still to freeze properly, but the cold was unbearable. He began
crawling aimlessly around the freezer.
He remembered reading a book about a
mountaineer who had been lost in the snow and had died peacefully, wrapped in
snow as if he were sleeping. Al had thought he’d freeze peacefully too, but
reality was different. He suddenly recalled how unbearably cold it had been the
first time he was frozen, alongside some beef. The memory only resurfaced now.
Suddenly, something hard bumped into his head.
Annoyed, he lashed out at the object, knocking it against the wall of the
freezer, where it bounced back. Curious, he sniffed it. Sweet... It was one of
Akira’s stashed cup ice creams.
Al grinned despite the cold, and pried open the
lids of all four cups, plunging his face into the ice cream, licking and
clawing at it with both sets of talons.
He knew Akira would be furious, but since he’d
be frozen, it wouldn’t matter if Akira yelled or hit him.
As he reveled in this small act of revenge
against the insensitive Akira, Al froze solid, his face still buried in the ice
cream.
◇:-:◆:-:◇
The blazing yellow sun shone down intensely.
Palm trees lined the main road. On the sandy beach, beautiful women in
swimsuits were sunbathing, while surfers appeared and disappeared among the
waves. The air was dry, and the scent of the sea was in the air. California’s
summer was different from the familiar inland summer.
Al was walking slowly along the scorching
beach. His head was sizzling with heat, and the sand beneath his feet radiated
warmth. Gradually, the heat became unbearable. Hot, hot, unbearably hot.
Unable to take it anymore, he tried to dive
into the sea. The shoreline was just ahead, but the more he walked, the farther
away it seemed. Meanwhile, the temperature continued to rise, and the surfers
and women in swimsuits began to melt like in a horror—or rather, an
apocalypse—film. Impossible. But that’s how hot it was. It wasn’t just hot—it
was boiling!
"Aw-ooouch!"
With a shout, Al leaped out of the scene. The
intense sunlight that had been boiling him disappeared, replaced by a loud
crash. He turned around to see a microwave lying upside down, with a faint wisp
of smoke coming from its open door.
“Wh-where am I?”
Around him were a refrigerator, a large kitchen
cabinet, and in the center, a kitchen table. As soon as he spotted the sink, he
rushed over and turned the faucet on full blast. He plunged his head under the
gushing water. He could almost hear the popping sounds inside his skull... Was
his brain boiling?
[“Aaaahhh!”]
A scream that could tear through silk made him
lift his head from the water and turn around. An old woman with white hair,
dressed in a nightgown, stood in the doorway, her hands covering her mouth, her
face pale with shock.
[“A-a burglar!”]
The old woman shouted in a raspy voice.
Panicking, Al tried to explain, [“I’m not suspicious!”], but given that he was soaking wet and
completely naked, he looked every bit the pervert.
The old woman hurried away, her footsteps
echoing in the distance. Al didn’t want her to call anyone, but he himself had
no idea how he ended up here. He was sure he had been on a beach in
California... No, the only time he had gone to California was once, in his
freshman year of college. After that... he was bitten by a vampire and became
one himself...
In any case, staying here was a bad idea. Al
slipped past the kitchen table and reached for what seemed to be the back door.
Beyond the frosted glass, it was still dark outside.
[“Don’t move!”] a sharp voice commanded. Al froze
and slowly turned around. The old woman had returned, gripping a gun with both
hands, the barrel pointed straight at him.
[“If you move, I’ll shoot. This isn’t an empty threat. Put your hands on
your head.”]
Al wouldn’t die from a gunshot, but it would
still hurt. He raised his hands as instructed. If she called the police, and
they started questioning him, they might discover he was an incomplete vampire...
[“Martha, what’s all the commotion?”] Akira’s
face appeared in the doorway. Al instinctively shouted, “Akira, help me!”
Seeing Al naked with his hands up, Akira clicked his tongue in irritation.
[“Martha, he’s not a burglar. He’s the friend I
told you about yesterday.”]
[“What?!”]
The old woman, whom Akira called Martha,
widened her blue eyes and stared intently at Al, then turned to look back at
Akira.
[I thought you said he wouldn’t be here until
tomorrow night.]
[“The schedule changed.”]
[“But he’s naked...”]
Just as she was about to say more, Martha’s
expression suddenly changed, and she clamped her mouth shut.
[“Oh, I see.”]
Martha finally lowered the gun and slipped it
into the pocket of her nightgown.
[“This might not be the best time but let me
introduce you. This is my friend, Albert Irving.”]
Suddenly being introduced, Al was flustered. He
was still completely naked. No matter how much he bent over, it didn’t change
this embarrassing situation. Desperate, he looked around and saw some kitchen
paper towels by the sink. He quickly grabbed two or three sheets, covered his
groin with them, and, still bent over, approached the old woman.
[“Hello, I’m Albert.”]
[“I’m Martha. Nice to meet you. Al, next time
you walk around the house, please wear some pants.”]
Martha’s lips smiled, but the coldness in her
blue eyes remained.
[“Akira, you need to make sure your boyfriend
knows these things.”]
[“Martha, he’s not my boyfriend. He’s just a
friend.”]
[“Even so! If you hadn’t shown up, I might have
shot him!”]
Martha scolded Akira harshly. He didn’t say a
word in response, just lowered his head, looking embarrassed.
[“...It’s almost time. Martha, I’m sorry, but
we’ll talk later. Al, come with me.”]
Akira beckoned Al to follow him. Though it was
dim, just walking across what appeared to be the living room was enough to get
a sense of how large the house was. There was a chandelier hanging from the
ceiling, curtains with rich drapery, large decorative vases scattered around,
and intricately designed sofas.
They climbed the stairs, and Akira opened the
door to the first room at the top.
“Get in quickly. The sun’s coming up.”
As soon as Al dashed into the room, the door
slammed shut behind him. The guest room was about twice the size of Akira's
room in Japan, with a bathroom on the right. The large bed in the center was a
grand canopy style, and the room was furnished with heavy Victorian-style
antiques.
"Akira, where is this?"
“Obviously in America! Why do you think you
were frozen?”
"I woke up... and it was hot."
Hot enough to have nightmares about melting in California.
A disturbing thought crossed Al's mind—he remembered the image of a smoking
microwave. A bad feeling crept over him. Could it be...? Could it really...?
"Did you... microwave me?"
“There was no time,” Akira replied, unbothered.
Al clenched his fists and shouted, “That’s
terrible!”
“You boiled my brain!”
“I made sure to defrost you gently!”
Akira glanced at his watch and clicked his
tongue.
“There’s no more time. We can’t wait for you to
turn back into a bat.”
Akira opened a bag lying on the bed and tossed
something to Al—a T-shirt and jeans.
“Put those on. We’re heading to the airport.”
Hurried by Akira’s impatience, Al fumbled out
into the hallway, still struggling with the zipper on his jeans. Unfortunately,
he ran into Martha, an old lady in a nightgown. In his haste to zip up, he
forgot to put on underwear, and painfully caught the edge of his skin and hair
in the zipper.
“Ouch!”
Even as he crouched down in pain, Akira yelled,
“Hurry up!” Bent over, Al gave Martha a pained nod and followed Akira.
In the large, expansive garage, several old and
luxury cars were lined up. Akira chose a Cherokee and climbed in.
“There’s less than an hour and a half until the
flight. It’s going to be tight.”
The car sped through the night, which was
slowly giving way to dawn.
“At first, I thought about carrying you frozen
in a bag. It’s quieter that way. But if they flagged you as a dead bat at the
security check, it would take too long. So I decided to thaw you first and
register you as a pet for in-cabin transport. By the time we get to the
airport, you'll turn back into a bat... huh?”
By the time Akira turned around, Al had already
reverted to a bat and was buried inside the T-shirt.
“Get out of there.”
When Al didn’t move, Akira roughly rummaged
through the shirt.
“Hey!”
Plucked out from the clothing, Al clutched his
crotch with both claws, squeaking softly in distress.
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